Is she losing her mind? Or just so distracted by her desire to kill and become a dragon that she can’t think straight? There’s no time to think too much about that question because now it’s time to look at ships! Weirdly, she says that she looks forward to seeing the pinecone WHILE literally looking at the pinecone. Scratch that, it’s definitely a pinecone tied to a stick. We can’t tell what it is but it’s probably a pinecone tied to a stick. Meanwhile Arya is speaking poetically about death and then holds something up. There’s a cutaway to an old dude walking in a graveyard-looking place and then another cutaway to that guy Varis looking bored at a meeting. The trailer opens with a young person running fearfully through a castle. What exactly are they up to? Seems like weird marketing to keep us guessing on the year. That is still the best guess but it’s very interesting that even in this longer look at the new season the year isn’t specified. Many fans have speculated, probably correctly, that this is Apor, in other words, six weeks from now. So far, every teaser and trailer has simply said that the new season premieres April 14. Now onto… the recap!įirst off, this trailer is most notable for what it DOESN’T tell us about the new season, namely the year in which these new episodes will air. Are we really going to argue over five minutes? It’s beneath both of us. And okay, maybe it’s more like ten minutes.
That zombie dragon is just going to kill everyone very very quickly.
I concede that that will be a very frantic and haphazard five minutes of television, but all in all, I still think I’m right because nothing beats that zombie dragon. Yes, this trailer features plenty of alive people doing things but all these scenes can easily happen in the first five minutes of the first episode. I’m happy to say that nothing I have seen in this new trailer challenged those predictions in any meaningful way. I predicted that Arya is going to kill a dragon and then become a dragon. I predicted that all of humanity will be wiped out within the first five minutes of the first episode of the season and the rest of the show will follow the white walkers as they build a civilization on whatever planet this show takes place on (Earth?).Ģ. It’s been a wild ride so far! To recap my recaps, let me fill you in on my two very bold and correct predictions about the final season of Game of Thrones:ġ. For reasons that continue to elude me, I am recapping Game of Thrones teasers, trailers and ultimately every episode of the final season. The other little things that came out, the thing where the feather froze and then the thing where Arya looked up at the dragon, those were just teasers but this one here is a proper trailer and I will now endeavor to recap the shit out of it. Okay! So this is an actual for real no screwing around trailer this time. Game of Thrones Trailer Recap For Real This Time
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